"Everything Is All Reich in 'Merica" Patriotic Satire Tee — Unisex T-Shirt
Say it plainly. Wear it boldly.
The Everything Is All Reich in ’Merica T-shirt delivers unapologetic political satire in a clean, everyday streetwear silhouette. Featuring a distressed monochrome flag and stark typography, this design cuts through the noise without needing explanation.
Lightweight, breathable, and easy to style, this tee is made for daily wear — protests, conversations, or simply refusing to pretend everything is fine.
. The garment-dyed cotton feels broken-in from the first wear — soft, slightly textured, and made to live in. The oversized block print on the front reads like a wink and a raised eyebrow, so you can show up to backyard barbecues, picket-line conversations, or city strolls with a shirt that says what you’re thinking without shouting. Relaxed cut and substantial weight give it structure, while the garment-dye and tubular knit create that worn-in, lived-with look that pairs easily with denim, a flannel, or your favorite work jacket. Sized broadly, sewn to last, and available in many colors, this tee becomes a go-to for anyone who prefers humor with a little grit.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) with relaxed fit for durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for lasting construction
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; pre-shrunk
- Sewn-in label and made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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