Religious Humor Sweatshirt — "Jesus May Have Walked on Water But He Did Not Stand On Ice" Crewneck
This classic crewneck sweatshirt carries a bit of lighthearted faith and humor—bold type reads “JESUS MAY HAVE WALKED ON [water emoji] BUT HE DID NOT STAND ON” above a cool, hand-drawn ice cube. The white backdrop makes the graphics pop, giving the design a clean, modern feel that reads easily from across the room. It’s the kind of piece someone reaches for when they want to share a playful wink about faith while staying cozy: roomy enough for layering, warm without feeling bulky, and built to last through wash after wash. Wear it to informal church gatherings, weekend hangouts, or while lounging at home—this sweatshirt blends comfort with a conversational, personality-driven statement.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester DryBlend® fabric for moisture-wicking comfort and durability
- Medium-heavy weight (9 oz / yd²) provides warm, substantial feel without excess bulk
- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with spandex for stretch and shape retention
- Double-needle stitched seams for reinforced long-lasting construction
- Classic fit with tear-away label for easy comfort and wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
50% Cotton 50% Polyester
Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking. The fabric is made with DryBlend® technology that gives moisture-wicking properties
1x1 Ribbed collar, cuffs and bottom hem with spandex
Allows the sweatshirt to stretch as it's put on, afterwards going back to its original size, leaving a well-fitted garment
Double needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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