Christian Humor Hoodie — "Jesus May Have Walked On Water But He Did Not Stand On Ice"
This fleece hoodie brings cozy, everyday wear together with lighthearted faith-forward humor. The soft, medium-heavy fabric and roomy kangaroo pocket keep you warm during morning coffee runs or late-night study sessions. A clean graphic across the chest reads with playful irony, paired with a small illustrated ice cube motif, so the message feels casual and approachable rather than loud. The adjustable hood, twill neck tape, and durable double-needle seams make it a reliable layer you’ll reach for again and again. Wear it lounging at home, out running errands, or layered under a jacket for cooler evenings.
Product features
- Soft, medium-heavy 8.25 oz fleece with a gentle hand-feel
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstrings and metal grommets
- Large kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands or stash essentials
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching and twill neck tape
- Embroidery option available; tear-away label and true-to-size regular fit
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 26.00 | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 23.50 | 24.00 | 24.50 | 25.00 | 25.50 | 26.00 | 26.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Hood with drawstrings
Adjustable hood with self colored woven cord, tipped ends, and metal grommets
Necktape
Twill tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Fabric composition
Composition varies for heather colors. Grey Heather and Oatmeal Heather: 70% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester, 10% recycled polyester; Charcoal Heather: 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
Soft hand-feel
The fabric is soft and pleasant to touch, with a subtle luxurious feel. Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric. The garment's exterior is 100% cotton, making it perfect for printing
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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